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Rock Politics

LIBERAL - and damn proud of it.

TAGS: jfk liberals rock
Rating: 2.31/5

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RonaldReagan - January 9, 2014, 10:04 pm
The problem is that there are not men of the caliber of JFK or Reagan still kicking around. McCain wasn't half bad. Christie has promise too. Don't mind Lieberman all that much either.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:33 pm
Liberal back then meant a fair chance for everyone, Liberal now means giving an advantage to those who chose to be lower class, and a hindrance for those who actually work hard to create a good life for their families

ROMNEY WINS FIRST DEBATE! - Who would've guessed? (Clinton is a great gym training, but he's not the one in the ring Mr. President)

UNIONS - Our life would suck without them.

LIBERAL IMMIGRATION LIE - "Illegal Immigrants are not a danger to Americans, they just want to work." The people above are victims of illegal immigrants. Also, 33% of our prison population are made up of these "undocumented workers".

American Badass -

How Dumb is John Kerry? -

MEMO TO AMERICA HATERS: - The U.S.is not the Titanic, our decline is not a done deal and our greatest days are still ahead.

NOVEMBER - Socialism or Americanism The choice is up to you. As long as the vote count is true!

LIVING IN AMERICA ... - James Brown, eat your heart out!

TAGS: rockin obama
Rating: 3.86/5

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PapaFox - February 23, 2013, 8:59 am

OBAMA: LIKE A ROCK... - Only Dumber

We Must Ban -

TAGS: gun control assault crockpot ban
Rating: 4.56/5

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OTC - April 24, 2013, 7:23 pm
You could say I regurgitated your irrelevant nonsense.
PapaFox - April 24, 2013, 7:17 pm
I see you dodged the question (again) with irrelevant nonsense. That speaks volumes. :)
OTC - April 24, 2013, 5:49 pm
How many people have lost limbs from firearms in the last 10 years?
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:55 pm
nobody should HAVE to justify why civilians should be allowed to own semi-auto replicas of select fire (assault) military rifles. thats what the second ammendment is for, so these weapons cannot be taken away for no reason other than "they dont need them"
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:53 pm
just to clarify, a**ault weapons are designed soely to LOOK LIKE and HANDLE LIKE the rifles that are designed soely for killing people as quickly as possible. there is NO VALID REASON to ban them, unless you're also banning every other kind of gun.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:51 pm
because under US federal law, they CANNOT own the same weapons that they used when deployed, because when deployed, they use SHINY BLACK a**AULT RIFLES WHICH CAN GO FULL AUTO, which ARE MADE TO KILL EFFICIENTLY, unlike SHINY BLACK SEMI AUTOMATIC RIFLES.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:49 pm
assault RIFLES are made to kill people efficiently. a**ault WEAPONS are made to handle just like a**ault RIFLES so that MILITARY PERSONEL can own a gun that HANDLES AND LOOKS the same as the guns they TRAINED WITH.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 10:46 pm
why should people be allowed to own crockpots and pressure cookers even though they can cook things on a grill?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 10:34 pm
1) Stop the caps -- they make you look like an idiot. 2) I have asked many times, but I have yet to hear a single gun "enthusiast" give a rational reason why a civilian should own a rifle that is designed solely for killing people as quickly as possible.
terroraustralis - April 22, 2013, 5:34 pm
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM a**AULT WEAPONS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS? papafox, you're smart with some issues but i just dont understand why you think law abiding citizens shouldnt be allowed to own weapons which are used in less than 1% of all gun crime...
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:51 pm
It's selective dishonesty when you specify only rifles. More people have died from guns than from all other weapons combined.
OTC - April 22, 2013, 3:45 pm
since you want to go that route, less people have died from rifles that knives and hands, so aren't you liberals going after the wrong weapon control?
PapaFox - April 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
How many people have died from crockpots in the last 10 years?

THAT’S OBVIOUS - I guess it says a lot about those who voted and support him

SOCIALISM 101 - Any questions?

FREE LOADED SHOTGUNS - What could possibly go wrong?

TAGS: gun nuts off their rockers
Rating: 2.75/5

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Renza - March 29, 2013, 10:09 am
The best part is that someone like that probably wont be doing background checks, so they'll probably be arming many of the people that are already committing the crimes.
TheConstitutionalist - March 28, 2013, 10:21 pm
Oh...I'd like one. Ammo is getting very expensive and to have it already loaded just saves time and money. lol

LINCOLN - Would totally support Unions.

HATE GOVERNMENT - Okay, I can see why. Remember to always vote progressive.

Democrats Retreat From Reality -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - To the greatest document ever created (other than The Bible)

NUCLEAR - Always carbon free anf fighting the forces of moonbats world wide. Nuclear rules, wind drools.

PIZZA MAN AND ROCKET SCIENTIST - No, really, he worked on missile ballistics in the Navy. As a rocket scientist and business leader, he is far more qualified to run this country than our community agitator-in-chief!!!

ESPN - The "S" is for socialism. "N" for not-down-with-the-constitution. BOYCOTT ESPN!!!

UNIONS - Built the Middle Class and are Mini Democracies. You don't hate the Middle Class and Democracy do you?

*CORRECTION* - So DID that guy.


THEN: ROSEY THE RIVETTER - Today: Jeanine the Jerk.

WANNA THROW A LIB IN TO UTTER CONFUSION? - Give these to him/her at Christmas (also known as "The Winter Solstice" among the godless).

A LESSON LEARNED FROM 9/11 - America is truly exceptional.

SIR, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? - Why yes, I'd like a big hunk of American exceptionalism and an order of Freedom Fries.

EXECUTIVE ORDERS - Liberals- are you paying attention to what your president is doing after the rock star show is over?

" I WANT YOU TO ARGUE WITH THEM AND GET IN THEIR FACE " - It's true....it does take a woman to do a man's job!

The mandate -

You heard the bible -

HONORARY AEROSPACE ENGINEER! - or rocket scientist- take your pick!

DARN SKIPPY IT IS!!! - If you have to ask, then it't time to resign.

3-2-1 -

NUCLEAR CARS - BA to the core! I wonder if they have one in say, a 1976 Corvette Stingray body style?

9/22/11 GOP DEBATE - Herman Cain: "I'd eliminate the EPA." Audience: Thunderous applause Me: Got my vote, sir!

THE SAME MOONBAT LIBERALS - That created a panic about global warming are now saying that water does not prevent dehydration!

"PASS THIS JOBS BILL NOW" - "We'll write the damn bill later, dammit".

EUROPE IS COLLAPSING - And yet they worry that bottled water manufacturers are claiming that water actually helps prevent dehydration and want to ban this claim. Leave it to politicians to fiddle while society burns.....Priceless!

WAS??? - Still is, in my book!

JUST LIKE REAL ROCK STARS - That Second Hit Song Is a Little Harder To Come By


NAVY SEALS - Duh winning!!


TAGS: usa rocks
Rating: 3.46/5

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NOW INTRODUCING . . . - . . . the Global Warming Boogey Man.

THE RALLY TO RESTORE SANITY - No relevance here.

HEY! - Lets be bi-partisan. Where are the conservative hunting permits?

THIS SIGN - Priceless!

COMMON SENSE - I have about this much.

NOT JUST LIGHT READING ANYMORE - Now used as a basis for major policy changes

CONSERVATIVE MYTH - All Liberals are poor.

THERE IS NO AMERICA, THERE IS NO DEMOCRACY - There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

NASA - Just a bunch of stupid hippie liberals.

THE RIGHT IS WRONG - Well most of the time anyways.

RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVES - I'm back! Did you miss me?

DREAMS - Mine are better than yours.

THINGS ARE IMPROVING - Unemployment has fell to 8.9%, 192,000 jobs added last month. I want my country to succeed unlike some. Cough Rush Cough.

LIBERALS - They are all around you.


TAGS: solutions rocks preschoolers shootings guns
Rating: 2/5

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PapaFox - December 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
Solution: BUY MORE GUNS!

THE PRESIDENT - And people wonder why they call him the Unifier.

Cain Abel -

TAGS: cain abel rock
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - October 8, 2017, 7:25 am


Americans love Kiss -

he's so dumb... -

Rocket Scientist -

TAGS: sheila jackson lee rocket scientist dumbass liberals democrats progressives
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - December 2, 2014, 1:13 pm
And some people think the dumbing down of America is a myth
JGalt - December 2, 2014, 6:49 am
– is that you can put a bill on in just minutes.”
JGalt - December 2, 2014, 6:49 am
As is normally the case, a very confused Sheila Jackson Lee took to the House floor and stated that the continuing resolution situation was martial law. “We have martial law. What that means – and my colleagues know what it means –
JGalt - December 2, 2014, 6:48 am
number of executive orders that he can sign with pride and strength.” 1/29/14
JGalt - December 2, 2014, 6:47 am
Speaking to fellow Democrats, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee seemed to think the goal of Democrats in Congress was to write Executive Orders for President Obama. “I believe this caucus will put us on the right path and we’ll give President Obama a
JGalt - December 2, 2014, 6:47 am
well it is that we have lasted some 400 years, operating under a constitution that clearly defines what is constitutional and what is not.”
JGalt - December 2, 2014, 6:46 am
“Maybe I should offer a good thanks to the distinguished members of the majority, the Republicans, my chairman and others, for giving us an opportunity to have a deliberative constitutional discussion that reinforces the sanctity of this nation and how
JGalt - December 2, 2014, 6:46 am
Speaking on the House Floor, rocket scientist Sheila Jackson Lee claimed the United States had operated under the Constitution since 1614.

Hollyweird Liberal Hypocrite -

Bonner Group -

kid rock -

Obama's Green Fascism -

TAGS: obama regime fascism oil tax energy prices skyrocket eco tyranny global warming alarmist warmist climate change hoax scam war on oil
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 6, 2016, 2:59 am
Of course Obama said that high gas prices hurt the poor. http://junkscience.com/2016/02/flashback-obama-on-raising-gas-taxes-it-hurts-families-and-businesses/
Bandit5906 - February 5, 2016, 8:46 pm
Continuing with the destruction of America 5L

Trump lost because he wasn't prepared -

TAGS: trump lost prepared rocky boxing
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - September 30, 2016, 11:30 am
P.S. If it needs to be said, Trump is fuming mad that his aides and allies have conceded that he (yes) lost his debate: www.cnn.com/2016/09/28/politics/donald-trump-debate-reaction/index.html
fauxnews - September 30, 2016, 11:08 am
...But you are right about one thing: there is nothing "polished" about Trump's lies, or even Trump himself as he and his campaign righteously implodes. You can't polish an (orange) turd.
fauxnews - September 30, 2016, 11:06 am
Simply adding "nah" to the beginning of a statement doesn't add cred to a lost argument or lie. Trump lost his debate "bigly", period. That's plenty clear. Trump wouldn't be whining so much and making all his excuses if he had won...
freasy - September 30, 2016, 8:01 am
Nah, Hillary is just a better more polished liar

Flat Rocks -

American Bad Ass -

Face it: Obama Rocks -